Fellow Magic Dude: “I don’t understand the trend with fidget spinners.”
Me: “Oh? What do you mean?
FMD: “It’s just silly and trivial. Childish, even. It doesn’t serve any purpose at all.”
Me, watching him absentmindedly cut and shuffle a deck of cards, which he’s been doing for the last 10 minutes or so: “Yeah, it’s a mystery …”