Top 10 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6

10. Because your neighbor’s wife deserves better than the backseat of some car.

9. As seen on COPS.

8. If we’d known you were staying all night, we’d have changed the sheets.

7. We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.

6. You rented the room, now buy the video.

5. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn’t have money left over for the hooker.

4. We’ll leave out the Lysol for ya.

3. We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.

2. Cheap and easy, just like your sisters.

1. We put the Ho in Hotel.

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3 responses to “Top 10 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6

  1. Dude, this is so wrong!

    I had a few ideas to expand the list, but I am restraining myself. I am (trying to be) of cleaner lips than to utter such things…

    Ask me later…

  2. This is the “purging” that the blog title refers to.

  3. jeremy hunt

    11. We’ll leave the red light on for ya.

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